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Marine biologists have discovered a Snarkopus living in the tepid summer waters off the coast of Southern California. Long thought to be only legend, this sighting and recording of a living Snarkopus by the world-renowned scientists operating the Nautilus submarine provides irrefutable proof of its existence. Take THAT, Sasquatch.